Blatantly stolen:
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my light lance gave to meeeeee……
12 Ravens hopping
11 Cheetahs sniping
10 Legged mechs limping
9 Locusts dancing
8 Lurm mechs milking
7 Clan mechs winning
6 Dragons slaying
5 E…C…Ms!
4 Russian hacks
3 King Crabs
2 Dire Whales
And a legged Urbie with an AC